Javier Says

Javier wishes his readers a happy new year and discusses Coles’ new love of the lemon tree.

I know my readers have been waiting to see what I’ve been up to on my extended vacation in Albany, so I had my “grandma” take some photos of my recent adventure in the yard. I was outside minding my own business when all of the sudden this small gray animal with a bushy tail [...]

I’m sure you are all wondering how I celebrated Halloween yesterday. Grandpa made us  hats, so Coles and I got to be witches. Well, man-witches:
Coles was slightly less comfortable in his hat:

Dear Javier,
How is living with your grandparents working out for you? Are you enjoying the quality time you’ve been spending with them? Do you miss your parents or is being long distance from your overbearing parents a big relief? What’s the best thing that’s happened to you in the east bay? What advice do you have for other cats [...]

While my “mom and dad” are away in London, I’m still here in the Bay Area. I’ve moved over the East Bay where I have access to a garden and lots of treats from “grandma”. No more late nights out in the Castro for this kitty!
Due to my East Bay location, there was commotion in [...]

 
Dear Javier, 
I feel inadequate every time I go out to a dinner with business associates and my colleagues start talking about wine. Everyone seems to have something to say except for me. How can I avoid making a fool out of myself the next time I find myself in this predicament? 
Sincerely, 
Wineless in Wisconsin
 
 
 
Dear Wineless, 
Generally, when I am [...]

hi javier,
what’s the best way to get girls to like you?
jason
Dear Jason, 
First, let me say I’m thrilled that someone finally asked me another question. I thought I was going to have to rename this site “fabulous photos of Javier” or something similar. I have lots of thoughts on the subject, but since your question was [...]

Javier celebrates Earth Hour with a game of Scrabble and some wine.

Sometimes, I rethink my hatred of my nemesis Coles. This weekend was one of those moments. I noticed Coles was sleeping in our shared “Cat Tent” (I know, it’s kind of degrading but I still love it). I poked my head in, and when I realized he wasn’t trying to claw my eyes out I [...]

I’ve been a busy cat since I last posted on here (see photos above and below). My “parents” got married, Coles and I made amends, and I’ve been getting lots of exercise around the house. Despite the cold temperatures of winter, I’ve managed to stay active by vigorously attacking various common household objects and amusing [...]