Javier Says

I’m sure you are all wondering how I celebrated Halloween yesterday. Grandpa made us  hats, so Coles and I got to be witches. Well, man-witches:
Coles was slightly less comfortable in his hat:

Hey Javier,
what are you going to be for Halloween? Do you plan on doing any trick or treating?
Count Scratchula
Dear Count Scratchula,
As far as I know, I’m not going to trick or treat this year. Seeing that I’m almost middle-aged, it would be a little creepy for kittens to see a guy my age [...]